@Saxxon We had a little instance of this running years ago that me and my friends played. I miss it kind of. :P
"Don't you want to heat that?" the alien asked.
"No, ice cream is meant to be cold."
"Do you humans not have cold receptors to warn you?"
"Yeah, but it depends on context."
"Wait, you humans rewire your warning signals to pleasure depending on context?"
"It's a lovely ice cream."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@AzureHusky Yeah like, I'm in a lesbian relationship. I love her like, to bits. But also like, it sucks that people are so dedicated to their boxes that they feel the need to stick you in one.
@AzureHusky I'm pan but Flora is a woman so people declare me a lesbian and will even argue with me if I'm like. "No I'm pan" :P
A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said, "we invite you to join the Federation of Sentient Species."
"Why?"
"You are people. But also, you do a wondrous thing that noone else does."
"What?"
"You sing."
"Most don't sing well."
"Nevertheless, you sing."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Trans female robotic river otter from space!
/r/furry telegram mod.
Expect space posts and radio garbage!