Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

🎶You were gone when we found you,
You were practically surrounded
You were trapped.
But the opposition stalled, their blood ran cold
When they saw the look of love in your eyes🎶

Shit I don't think I've resonated with music this much this quickly in a long time.

This toot brought to you by "Some Furries Gotta Learn To Respect Boundaries Like Goddamn."

Open letter to the rando who decided to get Extremely Mad Online at me in DMs for being horny on main while being in a committed relationship:

Kindly fuck off into the sun.

I love all my furry friends but in case it's not abundantly clear, we're probably never gonna fuck IRL even if I tweet at you about kinks. I mean I'm 90% sure I'm demi anyway so that's really gonna pull the dragchute on your plans regardless.

Also I don't even know you, stranger?

Y'know those memes of Furries buying NSFW art for the first time like "uwu also they could be like... naked i guess uwu"

Yeah it's true. o///o

Me, A Literal Ignorant Child Bathed In the Light of Sudden Realization: I have a ref sheet now. I could commission art of that horny dream now.

Also Me, An Actual Coward and Mewling Kitten: Yeah but then I'd have to subject some poor artist to my brainfilth, like, on purpose.

@tahajin @MillennialDog@mastodon.social Good. Online is a terrible place tbh. :u

@tahajin @MillennialDog@mastodon.social Nah for me it was Glocal.

@tahajin It reminds me of Homph which I invariably associate with Sneps so maybe that's why it caught on. :3

LB: Strurngry

@tahajin Ugh this reminds me of the reason someone quit an otherwise very lucrative, prestigious job.

They had to write an entire new training manual for their department, from scratch, in addition to their existing work, for no additional pay.

They were the Chief Dispatcher of a Major Airline. :x

(I hope you don't get hung out to dry like that <3 )

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@ShugoWah *bass-boosted sigh*

Oh a bunch of new follows!

Henlo friends. Fair warning I toot about things that AREN'T horny robot dreams too. >_>

I made a very nice cyborg too, for what it was worth. Very...streamlined. I think they made me out of electroactive fiber bundles instead of hydraulics or servos... I remember having a lot of black, muscle-like parts.

The variable chassis configurations and certain hot-swappable components were a nice touch. >///<;

I dunno what it was I ate but something gave me some powerfully horny dreams last night.

A lot of specifics are fuzzy but most vividly I remember being slowly and deliberately converted into a cyborg by a series of... I wanna say, like, car assembly robots... working in tandem with some very enthusiastic 'grey goo' nanomachines with little regard for personal space. o///o;

Course I also woke up tangled in my bedsheet this morning, so that probably contributed a bit...

@Saxxon Hi I know we haven't engaged in conversation before but I just wanted to say I heavily empathize with your post here; I've experienced very similar feelings, for whatever that's worth. <3

@Zero_Democracy According to him? FA is forcing ideology on its users and conspiring with antifa terrorists:

https://twitter.com/_Rewhan/status/1034313311309840384

I hope Calbeck loses his shirt in his spurious lawsuit that he very definitely filed against FA and IMVU.

Fukken lol.