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the human body is a ripoff, demand a refund for your true form

Also holy shit a clapback emoji just for me :ms_clap_paw_fe1:

And now I'm on Mastodon where I don't even want to do clapbacks anymore.

Writing goo fiction on break to take my mind off of how crappy work's being right now :c

Still sad one of my favourite Skyrim modders has basically retired before finishing their last project. :c

"This small device creates a portal to a new dimension."
"Wow! Are there people there?"
"No, it's a tiny dimension, just large enough for a wallet or phone."
"So it's useless."
"No! It can add pockets to any garment."
"So what?"
"Any garment!"
"We already have pockets."
"You do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

lewd? 

Also I am, on occasion, possessed by an intense thirst for kink and persons of all genders. I will frequently lewdpost about it on this account behind CWs like this one, so consider yourself forewarned?

I'm sub/bottom, and super into stuff like TF, cyborgs, mind control, invasive/corrupting influences, goo creatures, and the like. <3

Also thanks to @tahajin (again) I'm intensely consentpunk, so get thee away with anything not possessed of Cᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴏᴜs. Eɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛɪᴄ. Cᴏɴsᴇɴᴛ.

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Aaaaaaa fuck I forgot! This lovely artwork is courtesy of @tahajin and you should be following them too! ;3;

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Oh hey I should do one of those things.

Hi, my name's Rewhan, and I'm an auto tech in Canada in real life. Online, I'm a furry, a talking domestic ferret and a lover of all things mechanical. I do some writing, but I've yet to publicly publish anything I've worked on. My fictional universe, if/when I put it out there, will be found under the hashtag

I also love aesthetic, video game modding, and gaming, especially

We aggressive consentpunk now peeps.

@tahajin running dacarezone (or whatever they deign to call it) is basically the fast track to summoning Boneathan the Phantasmal Flying Fuckskull

Work whining 

One hour left. Just gotta hold my shit together til five, then I'm home free. :ms_crossed_fingers_paw_fe1:

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Work whining, lewd 

This toot brought to you by two Chadbro shitheads giving each other shit over going down on a girl's dick.

Were I a braver soul (and didn't need to keep this job) I'd have contributed to that "conversation" with: "What difference does it make if she had a pussy you probably wouldn't eat that either you pigs." :nail_care_hmn_v1:

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Work whining 

I don't hate my job, but I do hate my coworkers. If I could do what I do now in an environment containing 100% less shitty """jokes""" it would go a long way to alleviating my fatigue.

ska is good and pure, everyone is just afraid of fun

when a trans woman pays for her hormones by being a tattoo artist is that tat for tit send toot

birdsite, CD Projekt 

Apology has been issued... over 24 hours later.

I wanna like you Cyberpunk but your community engagement has been... Problematic to say the least :c

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