Back to Washington
So it looks like I may be heading back up to Washington soon. I have some friends out by the peninsula and they need a caretaker and organiser for a bioregional school startup. Part of the cooperative I'm co-founder of.
Gives me the opportunity to put my head down, work remotely, and not having to worry so much about just surviving.
Truck Stop Zombie
*washing my hands in a truck stop bathroom*
"Hey!Youfromthisarea?????"
*turns up to see a panting, heavily tattooed, wild-eyed skinhead covered head to toe with scabs*
"Doyouknowifthereareanyswimmingspotsaroundhere?????"
I respond with a nonchalant "The fuck if I know." and walk out.
Looking back I see Tweaky McSpeedball shuffling out about fifty feet behind me. As soon as I exit the truck stop I bolt it back to my van before he has a chance to see where I'm parked.
Pol. Thpayth Forth
Now I'm having flashbacks of Herman Cain quoting a Pokemon movie and using Sim City as an economic model.
Pol. Thpayth Forth
Every time I hear "Space Force." I keep hearing it in the voice of a six year old missing his two front teeth.
Thpayth Forth!
Actually, comparing the president to a six year old is insulting to that age group. Because kindergarteners could think of a better way to spend our tax dollars than an attempt at bringing an early 2000s first person shooter to life.
Hey everyone! Given I need to get settled into my new life in Oregon, I'm currently looking for anyone in need of a house sitter or a caretaker for property in either the Willamette Valley or along the Oregon Coast.
I figured it would be the perfect opportunity to put my head down, work on some art, and look after my dog.
Cheers!
Psychedelics/Kinky
Did I say I fantasized it? I would say it actually happened. I took two grams of cubensis the other night and they played to my most desirable kinks. xP
That moment when you realize that these days being "slow" equates to having a fully functional attention span.
The rest of the world has its foot stuck on the accelerator going down a dangerous coastal highway and you're watching in utter disbelief as it goes careening off the edge into the crashing waves below.
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