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Keep nurses out of phlebotomy imo. Leave it to phlebotomists, mlts and MAs. They're trained not to be dumb

Lastly

You cannot just slap a last name on the specimen and call it good.

It will get rejected for lack of proper id. It will be your fault when the patient has to be redrawn.

Just do your fucking job.

And stop wrapping the labels all the way around the tube! The pvt machine needs to see the serum! When you make the tube into a barber pole with the wrapper, I assume you're an idiot

Stupid fucking clients just making up fucking test codes and thinking that'll work. The codes are not fucking random you wilfully, stubbornly ignorant fucks, we send you code books every fucking January jfc stop being so fucking obstinate.

ofc right after I make the appointment with the GI, my intestines are all “HEY DON’T FORGET ABOUT US”

Listen, you little shits, you will be number two on the list of things wrong with my chronically ill ass.

(pun halfway intended)

Patient with serum so yellow it's almost brown being tested for hep B.

Icd 10: Z28.1 Immunization not carried out because of patient decision for reasons of belief or group pressure

Part of me wants to go "that's your own damn fault then" but all I feel is sad for them.

Imagine being so grossly ableist that you'd let yourself get hepatitis.

I have done 90% of the dishes, cleaned the counters and the microwave!

Now that I’m actually motivated and not feeling guilty about not doing any cleaning, time to try to get some progress done on these commissions

I have actually cleaned half my kitchen. Now let's see if I can finish the other half, which is the dishes.

I am determined to conquer my executive dysfunction today.

I'm just silently fuming over here because I've called the landlord and they've done nothing about it, so now I'm sitting here hungry, angry and tired.

food, gross warning, 

The neighbour above me or next to me- not sure which- has roaches and they've started coming into my apartment, and I opened the microwave to find the food I'd made had one sitting right in the middle of it and that was my last meal until payday and I'm seeing red

me writing this Kylux fic:

Kylo: Shit, I know I just got out of this bacta tank, but I gotta get new armour on and get ready to get my ass kicked by Snoke, no time to waste. Heading to my room in just a towel.

Hux, chasing him with his overcoat: PUT THIS ON, YOU ANIMAL

And I really just want to hit them full on in the face with a baseball bat

Sorry, I had a long few hours of mulling on how gross a former friend is and I'm still mad about a tweet they made about living "the G*psy life" bc they visited a few states in a month while unemployed

drama, racism, GROSS 

Bellydance is not Rromani. You are not a fucking G*psy Soul bc you belly dance, are an unemployed stoner who's made weed part of their identity, and dabbles in Neo Wicca bullshit and thinks it's okay to leave menstrual blood everywhere bc "IT'S NATURAL" NONE OF THAT HAS TO DO WITH RROMANI, YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.

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drama, racism 

when someone you used to be friends with ages ago refuses to grow the fuck up and is still offensive as fuck to your heritage but won't get it unless you slap them in the face with "YOU'RE A RACIST APPROPRIATING FUCKWAD" but you can't do that bc they have a following that will likely cause nothing but drama for you and you don't have the time, spoons or ANYTHING to handle it.

The more I think about it, tbh, the more I see Hux using the Fulminatrix at D'qar being similar to using a steamroller to grind off a rock, and the rock ricocheting off the roller and into the face of the person driving it, when all they really had to do was kick it away.

The First Order is a complete failure as a fleet with their creation of the Fulminatrix and the Supremacy, but hhh I love the Resurgent-class Battlecruisers.

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