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Gino preened my facial hair and plucked some out. I am not pleased. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GROW THAT, BIRD???

tmi lawl 

idk wtf I ate but I have been gassy as hell for over eight hours. I'm putting my old Marine detachment to shame with my burps.

The worst thing is trying to save up for a new car, but bleeding out funds because you're having to get lyft rides every day to work.

I literally couldn't afford to go to work tonight.

Ignore, BPD whinging 

I'm such a fucking disappointment. Why does my gf put up with me.

Can't rush/press for production in the microlab, either- you can't rush the perfection that is bacterial colony's growth rate.

I mean, I love the weird shit I see on the processing line, but my passion is in cultures, slides and stains, mixing agar and prepping plates.

I applied in-house to be transferred from specimen processing to the microbio lab.

Cross your fingers that I get approved, I could deal with less stress from not being pressed for production, and could definitely benefit from a raise and getting to play with petri dishes and microscopes all night.

America: where you can have three employees in one break room and each of them can be dealing with everything from chronic allergies, a cracked rib, and fucking pneumonia, but they can't call out because it isn't paid, and isn't worth it.

Also, if I see one more requisition day the source of a urine sample is vaginal, I will scream.

..... This client sent a urine culture in a sodium potassium tube. Do none of the staff in TX get proper phlebotomy or lab training??

When I was training as a medical assistant, I got basic phlebotomy courses. At least enough to know urine doesn't go in a glucose tube!

It's hard to aliquot plasma when you're sweating under your PPE.

Just woke up, reallllllyyy don't want to go to work, because I know the lab is gonna be hot as fuck again.

@RealPoptartBear Honestly, I have no idea how the other three siblings feel- my mother pretty much alienated me from everyone. The fact my youngest sister reached out speaks so much about her character and her heart ♥

I wish I hadn't taken so long to start watching Twin Peaks. This show is something else. (Problematic content aside)

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