RealPoptartTurtle @RealPoptartBear@awoo.space

"Still not lovin' police."

How's it going y'all?

Gonna compare places in PA to songs right now.
Allentown = Gangster's Paradise
Rest of PA = Amish Paradise

And when I say that, I mean I've changed my name on everything that I can to Sydney. Now to wait several years for government papers.

I think I've decided on something. I think I'm going to change my name to Sydney.

THE PRIUS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE CAR STOP JUDGING IT! I DONT EVEN LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IS "ECO FRIENDLY" I JUST THINK IT IS NICE!

Sorry for this info dump y'all. There's just some stuff I need to get off my chest. Sort of venting into the void.

And I've just been told that I'll be axed from the GSS if I don't take the highest classes in everything.

Well, I'm gonna totally fail. I am only good at mathematical shit. Argh...

I'm getting lectured on what classes I should take right now. WTF WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS LADY!!! I am such a simple person... I just wanna focus on math right now and ugh... I'm pretty bad at everything else. Like, mathematics is my jam. It's satisfying, it's easy, I already take advanced classes... And I'm definitely gonna have to quit band. Because it's taking up a slot that I can't give up. I'm not sacrificing slot two to band. I'll probably just relegate saxophone to hobby...

Coming soon to front lawns near you: Turtles.

I really wish I could put my hair in a ponytail right now but A.) It is too short because I just got me hair cut B.) I forgot the hair band C.) Argh, I'm in school and people hate it when I put my hair in a feminine style.

I love watching senile old men argue.

Top Gear. VROOM VROOM!

Chernobylian*

I had a great idea. Make wine using heavy water. Either wine or beer. Or you can make vodka with it, and call it Chernovylian Koolant.

Turtleturtleturtle.

How is everybody's day going so far?

I love jazz music.