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@InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space I mean... there's tofu/meat alternative types but... lol Halal does not mean Vegan

When your ignorant ass roommates give you chicken tenders they bought because they thought Halal meant Vegan

cancer worries 

@green yeah I am NOT looking forward to it

I have a doctor's permission to pick at something.

I should be afraid of myself.

cancer worries 

Oh, and the spot on my chest i was worried about? much to my embarrassed relief, is a skin tag that has an ingrown hair under it. Doc said go nuts with tweezers.

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cancer worries 

Doc isn't taking chances since I've lost three relatives to breast cancer (one of which was actually a bad combination of chemotherapy and a lupus flare up)

OH. AND I’M GETTING A MAMMOGRAM. Fucking JOY.

Maybe all this will show Aetna that top surgery will cost them less in the long run.

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so it turns out that my binding has atrophied the muscles between my ribs. Doc says binding really isn't an option anymore. I now have a referral for physical therapy and a prescription for muscle relaxers, and have had about eight tubes of blood drawn. 3 ssts, a red top, 3 EDTAs, and a heparin green top.

I'm getting a full damned chromosome and dna panel. HLA typing, chromosome analysis, and a BRCA+. Along with a gorram rpr, ana, cmp, cbc, and a lupus cascading reflex panel.

Fell asleep after having a migraine. Woke up BURNING hot. Felt awful. Still feeling groggy as fuck

Was remembering the time I was stuck in traffic in DC, and got so frustrated, I HOWLED in rage and bit my steering wheel.

Cop beside me just stared as I shrieked and chewed my steering wheel. I wish I knew what he'd been thinking.

Best part: I was wearing my Navy Dress whites at the time.

Guys, my facial hair is spreading up on my chin and it’s moving from my sideburns to my jaw.

HYPE

"why don't you meet production, Nikolai?"

Idk, maybe cause you keep interrupting my ADHD ass with your asinine bullshit and throwing off my rhythm

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