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(Guess who's writing fanfic and is ten feet deep in the Wookieepedia)

The First Order uses grav wells for perfect formational jumps in and out of hyperspace as a way to prevent their big ass ships from crashing into each other or fucking up micro jumps and I cannot be persuaded otherwise.

food 

I really miss the cheesy tots from BK

Downside to provigil.

Anxiety increased tenfold.

Body: bright eyed! Bushy tailed!
Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holocaust mention, fandom insensitivity 

On that note, fandom, please stop comparing Hosnia Prime to the Holocaust, it's really not funny, witty, insightful and It's Not Even Remotely the Same Thing.

It is mass murder. It is VERY bad, but it was NOT motivated by racial/religious views, and the entire system was not populated by a singular subgroup.

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When you see a post on tumblr about Kylo Ren being a bad person bc he killed billions by destroying planets:

No. He's a trash can for MULTIPLE reasons, but let's not forget the ginger haired fascist dictator who designed, built, and ordered the firing of the superweapon that destroyed the Hosnian Prime system and its populations.

My bird has discovered my beard and is now preening it most diligently.

@Fuego Former prescription I have extras of when it made me jitter out of my skin and had it replaced with Adderall

I’m out of adderall so I had to take Provigil

It worked to get me through work tonight but everything is ten times funnier and I am laughing ten times harder than I should be.

A rewatch of Parks and Rec is in order while I'm still running on it.

New Year's resolutions: 

*move to MD
*finish another writing piece
*get back into physical therapy
*TOP SURGERY DAMNIT
*Save enough money to surprise my fiance with a ticket to come visit. (She's not on masto lol)

Bloody/gory imagery 

I'm trying to sleep but every time I get close enough to fall into unconsciousness, I'm woken up by vivid images of a bright red, gaping, bleeding artery pierced by a prong of antler.

Brain please.

I'm thinking I may end up switching the opossum skull for a borzoi skull on my fursona design. The ear placement on pasums is too odd for my design to work properly.

Docs, it's 2019.

Stop lying to patients.

Urine cultures CANNOT detect hcg. We both know this. Just order the hcg blood or urine and quit scamming your patients.

Someone gave a coworker an air horn.

They're about to start the New Year with an ass whooping.

Happy New Year, may you embrace your inner thing unwinding with more abandon this year, and become the monster you're meant to be.

I am still so starry-eyed about my car, because just now I forgot my keys inside, but the car wouldn't lock because the fob was still inside.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE WASTED ON LOCKSMITHS?!

THIS SHIT SAVES MY ADHD ASS.

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