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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing highway to the manger zone.

re: Medical (~) 

I suppose if it were an emergency, they'd be calling me to get me into a hospital, so: I got that going for me.

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re: Medical (~) 

Anyways, there's probably nothing wrong with me, but I get to find out in a week.

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Medical (~) 

The number one thing I wish doctors would learn to do is say "up front, you do not have anything you're going to die from" when they call to set up a date for discussing test results.

Adventurers entering dungeon
Fighter: Don't worry, guys, with this new ability, I can do six slashes a round!
Cut to: Fighter furiously chopping onions
Beholder: STOP IIIIIIT

@Phorm Boo to work! But it was a very neat guide. I have been away from that scene so I didn't know how advanced the kits had gotten.

Now I've heard that there are sharper tools
Than me, so I'll get rolled, a fool,
But there's so much to do, so much to see, yeah
It goes like this: go play, get paid
The All Star's game, it must be played
You shooting star, you'll break the mold to be ya

#Hallelujah #LeonardCohen #AllStar #SmashMouth #IAmSoVerySorry

re: extremely wild 1940s comic book take on the Nuremberg trials 

@prehensile It took thousands of volts to kill that one worm, Goddamn

Furry Art... Sunday? Sure. (Revealing outfit) 

I like this red dress quite a lot and I think this one's my favorite. Love how the slit accentuates the curve of my hips. 💗

Art by Samuel-White on FA: furaffinity.net/user/samuel-wh

doctor says, "treatment is simple: great clown pagliacci is in town tonight. go and see him, that should pick you up."

man goes to see pagliacci and then feels better c:

"Why so unjokerable?"
- Jokerman, The Dark Batman

I think I have mastered the Rarebit template and I should have a relaunched webcomic website soon. 🙂

Me on Hive: I'm just glad that we're all away from that awful place. :)

Me on Mastodon: your pops caught you tootin' man he says NO WAY / that hypocrite boosts two toots a day

Furry Art Friday (little risque) 

Art by Art-Abbadon on FA. furaffinity.net/view/47860166/

In the real world I could never pull this dress off. But furry me doesn't have to be real world me, does she?

@dogunderwater Yeah, it's less slick but they've been going at this for long enough that the big bugs are squished by now

(please boost) asking for money help 

hello! i need $80 to order groceries, $60 for medical weed, and $15 for some vitamin d ($155 total)

i'm currently unemployed and in the process of applying for disability

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

thank you so much 🖤

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

Oh well. The post-good-movie vibe is still with me, at least.

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Currently spending my not-Thanksgiving-but-I-still-get-the-day-off with an earpiece strapped to my head awaiting a phone call, because I am incapable of saying "it's my Goddamn day off."

Wow, what a cracking great flick. Easily on par with KNIVES OUT. Wonderful treat.

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