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If I'm trying to give five candies to Bob and Sue, but I give two of Sue's to Bob and then throw two of Bob's away, he still ends up with five candies to Sue's three.

This isn't rocket surgery.

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I can't believe that news thing was reporting the Texas voting machine problem affected both candidates so it was unlikely to affect anything.

A preschooler could intuitively understand how unfair that is if they were in that situation .

(my take is that everything that happened was mundane, the supernatural elements were personal interpretations and experience, but ymmv)

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Been listening to NITW again, and just wanna put it out there that I really like that whether or not anything supernatural was actually happening was left totally open-ended and up for interpretation, and presented from Mae's subjective experiences.

oh yeah, i guess this isn't the first time elon's used art without attribution huh

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

oh my god I'm an idiot I just accidentally left the weather logging program running in simulated hardware mode for like six hours ughhhhhhh

I've been home for a while now and I think it's time to admit to myself that no, I'm not going to get off my arse and make food tonight oops

oops, you ever do that thing where you find a thing and RT it and only afterward realise it's like half a year old? Yeah, oops.

Anyway, I'm only even paying attention to headers because my university moved all their mail services to Outlook a while back and now their spamtraps are killing email from within our own organisation so that's helpful.

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Actual email: like 8kB

Headers added by outlook mail service: 20k

I mean, I know an extra 20k is nothing on the internet now, but I grew up with dialup and this just seems absurd

I especially hate bezel-less devices because like, a tiny bump that hits a key stress point like a corner might shatter edge-to-edge glass, but would barely scuff a metal or sufficiently tough plastic bezel

How are you all doing on this fine day, the 25th of Octember

@ArrBianca that's like, real good
This is probably one of those things I'll mostly admire from a distance, though. Like, I don't have even a little bit of musical... anything

@ArrBianca I've got heavy, heavy nostalgia for the old DOS sound hardware I grew up with, is all. Consoles were a smaller part of that. But hardware audio rendering always seems like such cool black magic to me.

Ever seen one of those modular synth setups that's just like, a wall of interconnected, blinking modules? It's so pretty!

Good news! Cat painkillers are quite a bit cheaper when I get them in large quantities

I really wish I had someone to work with who isn't like, "how do I look up a hostname?"

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