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Anyway my kink definitely is not the latest Flash Player in case anyone was wondering

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I'd do the latest "quote and let autocomplete finish the sentence" thing, but it just fills it with "get the latest Flash player" AGAIN

Why
Why does it do this?

maybe I should be some kinda egg-pilfering bird because I'm makin' eggs and they're

good

we finally figured out what might be causing some of our bizarre hardware issues, and it is the armature of the galvos that point them slamming into its lower position limit at about 2000° per second.

Actual literal Nazis: *do nazi things*
Twitter: this is fine

This guy: hey, leave these people alone, you wanna hassle someone, do it to me
Twitter: oh you better BELIEVE that account's locked

Work technially has no real dress code aside from not being a total dick so I think I'm just gonna wear nothing but comfortable flannel and hoodies all winter and YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Like, I'll admit the old designs are more complicated because they built their own DC power supplies for some reason, but... why would you do that now when you can buy a PSU module off mouser for like five bucks

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We're building new automated observatories at work and apparently "supply TTL high to a pin when the roof position sensor is closed" is too hard.

My kingdom for someone who knows what a transistor is.

I'm definitely not gonna do the "top five _____" thing going around. If you ask me to make a top five list, I'll just seize up for like two full days until I figure it out

I mean, I don't think it is.
But in this bold new future of the online, it's always a risk.

I'm going to be so sad if da share z0ne ends up being another horse_ebooks

My sister is bouncing around Europe now, so now I get to identify European birds.

I don't know most of them!

I'm actually kind of excited to try TWEWY

I know literally nothing about it, but a lot of people who overlap my taste in games a bunch are really, really into it so I wanna try it (and I'm going in blind!)

I've been trying to work on this thing for three hours and I have ended up, almost character for character, back exactly where I started.

Why am I so bad at this now. Whyyyyy can't I just work on a thing and make progress instead of spinning off bullshit dead ends?

I feel like all I can accomplish for the rest of the night is to sit down and maybe nap

Butttttttt I have work to do because everything is on fire and needs to be done right now

Someone set up our reporting system to warn on 1m load average > 0.75 ... on a 16 core machine

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So about the trick or treating age law thing.

Like, they said right upfront that they're going to selectively enforce it so you know they're not going to be dragging in affluent or middle class white boys, is what I'm saying.

100% expect profiling to happen.

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