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Selfie, eye contact 

My lovely friend Tavy got me this sweater, and it fills me with such gender euphoria. :3 I'mma happy bird.

Weezer is Dad Music, right?

My own dad has "Island In The Sun" set as his ringtone, so...

I'm not sure what I gave as my dream job for this security question, but we all know in reality my dream job is a crypto zoologist. Obviously.

@Nentuaby@wandering.sho

Thank you!! That looks great

Sorry Shane Co I'm not buying anyone a $900 necklace

@ImanImaraii

Oooh very nice. I like unspiked mohawks, especially ones that tumble all cute and curly into the girl's eyes. C:

can we just move the 12 days of yuletide to be Dec. 21–Jan. 1 is that okay

i feel like that makes a lot more sense

They are playing silversun pickups at the cat cafe and I'm at peace.

Dude sitting next to me brought his house cat named Izzy to meet the new cat he and his girlfriend are thinking about adopting. Izzy is sitting next to me, too.

Tragically my unicorn fell off, so I bought a catrex to replace it. I'm considering hot gluing them in place now so they don't fall off again.

Genitals Mention 

@Damage@mastodon.social

Deep Space 9 is a good vagina name, too. Totally.

Genitals Mention 

For those interested in naming their vaginas, may I recommend "Skagarag"?

Ya ever meet a cute girl and her asymmetrical haircut is tumbling akimbo from her beanie, and you just like wanna /be/ that beanie?

@WelshPixie

Happy birthday!

I hope your cafe times are pleasant.

It sounds like a crazy day but I wish you the best! Happy birf!

Birdsite content (+) 

This applies to me too.

Sorry friends, I don't make the rules.

@Lanceleoghauni

Innnnteresting.

Yeah, we don't have them anywhere I've been in California, though I've heard they have them in Oregon.

The webseries I'm watching features a full-service gas station, and like huh, I've never experienced one of those before.

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