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Ow, yup, I definitely busted my hamstrings doing core exercises.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

Exercise 

Lol whoops went to do an abs exercise and maybe pulled my hamstrings instead?

Man, bodies are stupid.

Oops I tried doing cardio without a bra and

@ruth 5!! You have me beat. I just had 4.

But yeah goddamn was it hard. I had work at 8:30 am but didn't really "feel awake" until about 2.

Fitting room selfies 

@erinbee You ✨ are ✨ extremely ✨ cute ✨

1st day back from that break was HARD. Tomorrow will be better.

I have 7 hours until I need to wake up for work, and I'm not at all sleepy.

Oh, the transition from 4-day-weekend back to workweek is a cruel one indeed.

Just the girl looking on sadly, longingly watching two lesbians kiss at a Tori Amos concert while "Silent All These Years" plays in the background...

Just. My heart.

I've been there, sweetheart.

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Goddamit it

So Everything Sucks isn't new or exciting, *but* the juxtaposition of the queer girl coming to terms with her identity and the Tori Amos soundtrack is just *too much*

(In case anyone didn't know, the soundtrack to my own 1st coming out experience was also to Tori Amos)

@bogpunk Hehehehe, sorry, extremely homo subtext here.

I am a bird tho. Just over the whole "hatching eggs" thing. ;P

BREAKING NEWS (not really):

Eggy boy (previously sighted @ DnD party last weekend) is confirmed egg.

GOOD NEWS: Roommate will do hatching, not me.

@demonkind

Didn't some musician drink enough to grow fungus on his tongue or something? That's a... kind of fucked up, I suppose. :P

How much kombucha do you have to bucha to get fucked up on kombucha?

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