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Vaguely lewd joke 

After hours of cutting out paper icons, me: "Damn, I'm getting good at scissoring".

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What did you do this morning?

I made a cute sorting activity for a girl with autism. :3 awoo.space/media/aBzCtXCV8lVYo

Work 

So apparently my kid's out all week (again). According to my coworker, this is pretty common; the poor kid gets sick a lot.

It's unfortunate because I'm going to be out sporadically for the next two weeks for training at my second job, then we have one week together before winter break. It's unfortunate bc this kid needs structure and routine to learn, and we're not going to get consistency until January.

P.S. This is Nugget. I've had her since I was seven. I've started snuggling with her again at night because sometimes being an adult means making comforting compromises.

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✨​Nap Time✨

Gonna aim for 45 min and not 4 hours like the last two days. 😅

I should really start bringing cayenne around with me on the off chance I need to improve a mocha

Hi yes sorry I'm the weirdo smelling your Christmas trees

Protip: it's okay to buy coffee on your way to work if you offer to get the rest of the team some, too

Self care doesn't have to be fancy, expensive, or time consuming. Step away for a few minutes and breathe.

I may look like I'm awake, but I'm only pretending.

do we have queer spaces that aren't sexualized yet it's 2017

My mom on shoes:

"Usually I can't get in women's foots because my shoes are too wide."

My criteria:

1) Cheap
2) Works
3) Good battery life
4) Can play Animal Crossing on it

I'm a simple bird

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Medical mention 

Survived my "women's exam". *Shudders*
Next, flu shot.

I am so sleepy and hungry why did I ever schedule 3 doctors appointments today agh

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