Sparrow 🐦 @Sparrow@awoo.space

My brother got a Maschine for Christmas and it's pretty dope.

Bailey's and espresso
Mango mimosas
My brother and his new sound station
Christmas brunch is going nicely!

Someone mentioned the phrase "elven princex" and yes I am all about this aesthetic

My brother described me as a "punky feminist type" and alright, I'll take it.

No I'm gay

I've also heard girlfrienby which is adorable but doesn't apply here.

Enboifriend? Enbyfriend? Enboyfriend?

Hmm.

Look at this Good Babb

I'm explaining fades (hairstyle) to my mom.

"Well it looks sexy... If you have a beard."

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME TO GROW A BEARD, MOM? HUH?!

Well I did my obligatory jog. Does this mean I get to spend the rest of today playing Stardew Valley and ignoring responsibilities?

Hi I'm a gay bird what's up

I honestly don't know if I should eat this shiitake mushroom jerky. It seems to have fungus growing on it. But it's also a fungus. So....

Had some friends over, and we made snowflakes. Because we're adorable.

Okay I'm going to try to go back to sleep, maybe the house will be empty when I wake up later and I can go pee then.

Are we ever going to have a Bay Area Masto Meetup?

O one of the guests my roommates has over is really cool and she's visiting from Japan for the holidays and I haven't seen her in forever.

But I'm also half awake and feeling vaguely feral.

Oh No my roommate invited guests over and I need to pee but I don't want to be Seen.

Also I was eavesdropping because they think I'm asleep, and my roommate misgendered me. She immediately caught herself and apologized, but she never slips up in front of me. :/ Merr.