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Ugh my kiddo is being a major butt today. I need more hecking coffee.

Today was a good day.

I'm grateful for every single friend I have on this website; those I've made here, and those I keep up with through here.

Goodnight everyone!

2 stories before I actually sleep 

1. There are a lot of big, aggressive crows on the campus I work at. One of my kids told me he was scared of them and that he needed me to protect him "from the monsters". I love crows personally but I thought this was really cute.

2. My other kid (who is 9) kept telling me I was a "silly baby" and insisting that she was 26 and I was a child, actually.

Today was a good day.

I'm grateful for every single friend I have on this website; those I've made here, and those I keep up with through here.

Goodnight everyone!

Okay, I should get to bed, but this is a good start. Much more tomorrow though.

OH MY GOD PIRATE.SOCIAL ISN'T A THING YET SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY IT AND MAKE AN INSTANCE THERE THAT ALLOWS FOR ALL FILETYPE UPLOADS

Alcohol mention 

Oh and drink rosé out of this ridiculous thing

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Time to eat nachos, paint bats, and watch twin peaks

~~living the life~~

Wait i have a goth dad shirt, of course my AD is a bat

chiroptera 

Tag yrself I'm smiley mothman (bottom right)

Well, I was going to whittle but then I remembered I just painted my nails, so I'll do watercolor instead.

Ya ever watch time-lapse videos on .50 speed? hehe

Which one?

(Guide because the pic isn't perfect: plum, green sparkle, apple; gray sparkle, grayish purple, mermaid green/blue sparkle)

Ahhh my internet is working properly tonight. GOOD.

Time to watch dumb videos, play games, and paint mah nails. 💅​

Bay area peeps 

Who felt the earthquake last night??

Heyyy friends, what's everyone up to today?

I honestly feel awake for the first time in 3 days, so that's me. :P

Almost referred to my body as "my sweet diabetic bod" and

hehe

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