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Anyway I prepped a MASSIVE salad with a side dish of extra avocado, because my avocados did the thing they do when they all get ripe at once.

Whenever I'm home alone preparing dinner, it turns into a British TV show; staring me, exclusively audible by me. I don't know why British.

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I'm Leafeon/Espeon depending on my mood. ~~

(Espeon by Alterity's Witticaster, can't find who did the Leafeon)

So at some point in my high school existence, I subscribed to 17 magazine and dance spirit, and then I clipped a bunch of articles and put them in a massive binder.

Anyway, enjoy this ad for mobile ringtones circa 2005!

Oh, and this classic Sketches ad featuring Christina Aguilera and her friend, Christina Aguilera.

WoooOOOooo it's a 4-day weekend and my roommate is out of town for all of it! Time to party (and by "party" I mean "watch tv without headphones in the livingroom")

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WoooOOOOoOOOOoooo

Gosh my client cancelled today which is actually really nice! It means I get a real 4-day weekend!! (I'm sure that's what his mom was thinking too). WooooOOOOOooooo

FB did it's annoying "memories" thing again today *but* let's all admire how cute this outfit I wore 7 years ago was

According to the *music* side of tv tropes (which I didn't realize existed), much of my favorite music is actually baroque pop and not indie rock at all.

Also why am I on tv tropes and not asleep oops.

Okay okay okay, I'll go to bed and not play the "I wish I looked like Morrissey in the 80s" game. Night!

#aesthetic

Goals: to accidentally rock queer greaser hair as often as possible

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Intense mlem

Whoops, I rested on my hair funny and now it looks fucking amazing.

Oops, I'm up 2 hours after my bedtime

The concept of "Retoots" just makes me think of that scene in "You, Me, and Everyone We Know".

I wanna kiss Kele Okereke's voice (front guy of bloc party). Also his face.

Weird work homework: learning the lyrics to Shaggy's "Angel" & Kanye West's "Gold digger"

I am contractually obligated to sing along every time a Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, or Florence and the Machine song comes on. If you have an issue, take it up with my agent.

I get ~really~ wiggly & dancey whenever I drink