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re: Dutch language post, joke, hoe zegt een Brabander dag tegen iemand genaamd Ken? 

@JoeyBuckaroo En toen stond Ken in de fik.

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online same, after a whole four hours of sleep

Im a fan of music, yeah, i enjoy listening to some music

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online "don't mind the pops and cracks, it's nothing" *slowly but surely takes on a more lupine appearance*

time and the passage thereof 

y'know, it's funny, really - most decades fairly fluidly run into one another, the borders between them becoming kind of their own little time periods of their own. the late '70s and the early '80s both had a very similar feel to them, the late '80s and early '90s had more in common with each other than they did with the rest of their respective decades, the late '90s and the (very) early '00s had their own neat little Y2K thing going on and the late '00s to the early '10s? barely noticeable.

meanwhile 2020 only started a little over three months ago and already the 2010s feel like a distant memory, holy fuck

@argylewerewolf@snouts.online @jdlwerewolf@snouts.online Can I trade with y'all? Our weather suddenly decided to be all "HOLY SHIT SUMMER'S ONLY A FEW MONTHS AWAY" and I'm sweating my balls off in this apartment.

@faoluin swear to god I'm just gonna start making myself a whole-ass pot of coffee and pound that back over the course of my first hour of being awake

hello headache, how are you doing

not having any caffeine beyond one (1) cup of tea after waking up was probably a mistake

@irisjaycomics @AzureHusky god, for fucking real though

absolutely allow yourself to just breathe, the kinda folks who push everyone to be active at all times are deeply unhappy with themselves for exactly those reasons 99% of the time

re: social media meta poll, boosts welcome 

@k Depends on the situation. In most cases just reply, if it's a particularly sensitive subject matter either reply with the privacy turned up to followers only, or slip into DMs outright.

mh - 

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online completely fair, honestly

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online I fully endorse this proposal.

re: Therian fuckery 

@marxupial@snouts.online [wiggles eyebrows in lycanthrope]

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

Buying gift certificates to be bitten by local werewolves after social distancing ends. Support your local cryptids!!

my pastime: making '90s piano house music

y'know I should probably work out this little snippet into something more

[music, no fade-in]

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