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re: Therian fuckery 

@marxupial@snouts.online [wiggles eyebrows in lycanthrope]

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

Buying gift certificates to be bitten by local werewolves after social distancing ends. Support your local cryptids!!

my pastime: making '90s piano house music

y'know I should probably work out this little snippet into something more

[music, no fade-in]

re: selfies, eye contact, :boosts_ok_gay: 

@_Sylv_@snouts.online looking good!!!

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

re: selfies, ec 

@kd@yiff.life Needless to say, I wear the wolf eyes -extremely- well. 💙

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

@kd@yiff.life had way too much of it as a kid so now I can't stand the stuff

kimchi's good though

mini-rant about lazy environmental COVID-19 narratives 

@dzuk Humans aren't the virus.

Capitalism is.

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online and have left their influence on everything else in the process!

drugs, cultural appropriatiobn (lack thereof) 

the funniest story I know about cultural appropriation is a girl I went to high school with who, three acid trips in a row, saw Ganesha pushing through the wall like it was latex, and all three times she was like "No, Ganesha, thank you for thinking of me but I'm not Hindu and nope, we're not doing this," and then he left

@kd@yiff.life Oh absolutely, but that too is giving diminishing returns as we're getting increasingly close to like, the smallest possible transistor size.

@kd@yiff.life Yup. Conventional computer hardware hasn't speeding up a whole lot lately, mostly because well... it's pretty close to the theoretical maximum speed as it is.

blatantly lyricposting 

[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched and~
[AMaj] ~I, want you so much that~
[EMaj] ~I just can't resist you~
[DMaj] ~it's not enough to say that I miss you~
[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched right~
[AMaj] ~now, need you so much so~
[EMaj] ~help, I can't forget you~
[DMaj] ~been going crazy from the moment I met you!~

re: the general state of affairs I guess, kin shitpost 

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online all the same to you, tbh 💙

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