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ah yes that new game all the kids are playing, jortnite

worldbuilding thing 

those last two spheres are comparatively tiny and pretty much powerless outside their own domain compared to the former three (who routinely work together to keep things that way); the royalists still consider themselves the true leaders of the empire however, hence their use of the thabash sign (also found in the tuxlalthist and pro-revolutinary emblems) - the former three are unsurprisingly also much freer and generally better places to live in

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worldbuilding thing 

did some quick drafts for emblems used within the althoinic empire, general use stuff would probably be simplified compared to this

in order: the democratic sphere (early breakaway dem. socialists), the tuxlalthist sphere ("what if the USSR but huge, post-scarcity & w/o the descent into authoritarianism"), the pro-revolutionary sphere (imagine europe if it'd gone along with #2), the royalist sphere (deposed by #2's revolution) and the capitalist sphere (what you think it is)

hey I think I found why that "millennials are killing mayo" article was written

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meta 

mastosoc has been rendered completely useless for the moment by the sheer influx of new users

yeah we may wanna collectively plan for the incoming influx of people from bird hell because I feel this is only the beginning

Is your mom texting about mayonnaise? Know the signs. 

LMAO - Loser Millennials, aioli ogres
WTF - White, tasty, fabulous
ICYMI - Identity condiments yuck my innards
MFW - Miracle Freakin' Whip
IMHO - Invited to My Hellman's Orgy

steamed hams but it's literally just a video of someone steaming several hocks of ham

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oh hey it's time

★ horrible postfurry trash alien with occasional stints as assorted cosmic beings/blimp vixens
★ gender is a fuck
★ occasional visual artist, incidental musician, wrote a giant fuckoff science fiction guide once and vowed to never undertake such a project again
★ pansexual as hell
★ sometimes also cosmically large
★ probably shitposts?

free fursona idea: sapient black hole that somehow learned to bend spacetime into the shape of an anthro [insert species of choice here]

attempted rocket launch, horny on main 

pay no attention to the alien dirigible currently floating in the stratosphere

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attempted rocket launch, horny on main 

apparently there was something wrong with the helium regulator

deeeeeeefinitely not my fault, I swear

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