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current jam: that one reharmonized remix knower did of promises by nero way back in 2011 youtube.com/watch?v=PC3kcL37Iv

vaguely political inflation shitpost 

biting down into the amazon drone delivery blimp and stealing its helium to make myself swell up into a dirigible of my own, thus robbing jeff bezos of a scarce resource and gaining a tactical advantage is revolutionary praxis, actually

Humans, in one form or another, have been on Earth for maybe 2.5 million years. The Andromeda galaxy is 2.5 million light years away.

Under dark, clear skies, you can see the Andromeda galaxy with your own two eyes. If you do, you’ll be looking at light which has been travelling through space for roughly as long as our genus has existed on this planet.

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vaguely lewd food-related shitpost 

how much butter would a butternut squash nut if a butternut squash could nut butter

more high scores in old pinball games

shame I couldn't get to 1 billion but also holy fuck I wish I'd recorded that run

une shitposte, oblique reference to callout culture 

"that person? oh yeah, don't talk to them, they're really sus"
"what do you mean, they've got ties to shitty people or something?"
"no they're just really into overdone youtube poop tropes"

galaxy brain, but it's literally just some kind of synthetic superbeing made up out of an entire galaxy full of processing nodes interconnected with one another through wormholes

nlpol, fash mention (-) 

boy howdy this election is shaping up to be a fucking doozy innit

how are people -this- easily swayed by fascist fucks putting up a slight veneer of respectability

y'all ever spend an entire day figuring out how to draw hands

oh yeah, hit me with that tmituesday because it's that day and all

alcohol 

how am I this good at this game while tipsy

that was all on basically one ball too, I almost immediately wasted my first two -and- two extra balls lmfao

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depiction of violence against condiments 

good morning, everyone

Pronouns PSA 

Daily reminder that if you refuse to use someone's pronouns because you find them 'silly' or 'dehumanizing', you're playing into respectability politics.

Denying someone the agency to tell you who they are and how they wish to be addressed is dehumanizing and demeaning in a very -real- way.

nsfw/inflation art, re: answers to "get to know my fursona" thing because I like getting ahead of myself 

8a. cooking videos
8b. obscure music videos
8c. whatever that "NuMbEr FiFtEeN: bUrGeR kInG fOoT lEtTuCe" guy has uploaded recently

9a. Doesn't play Smash.
9b. -Extremely- doesn't play Smash.
9c. Waluigi, in Smash Ultimate. Somehow. -Absolutely- gets mad when she loses.

10a. see picture #1
10b. see picture #2
10c. see picture #3

11a. Gets cravings for music in specific tonalities.
11b. Dosnot know the joj of Tetries Choclay Ornage [sic].
11c. Ambiently influences mathematics around her to be slightly more receptive to the number 23.

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re: answers to "get to know my fursona" thing because I like getting ahead of myself 

5a. dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/dr [NSFW] (althoin; horned and winged jackal-like alien)
5b. Inflatable wolf, but also like, posthuman cyborg.
5c. Rubber jackal-shaped supernatural entity.

6a. Conveniently, althoinui have color vision that just so happens to more or less match up with humans.
6b. Absolutely has my own weird brand of color-deficiency-great-enough-to-fail-a-test-while-still-being-deemed-great-at-coloring.
6c. Doesn't see color like jackals, doesn't even see color the way human beings do, who the hell even knows.

7a. Lives on a planet without horses, dated someone augmented to look like a dragon once.
7b. Grew up trans and therefore unable to embrace any of that much, but rode a horse once and enjoyed it.
7c. Dragons, fuck yes.

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answers to "get to know my fursona" thing because I like getting ahead of myself 

1a. Thaminga Vesemxoq.
1b. Kazimira Fenrisson, but typically just goes by Kaz.
1c. Seraph Odannaxu.

2a. Qa, blue.
2b. O positive and (still) red, probably.
2c. [DATA EXPUNGED], black smoke.

3a. No.
3b. Nah.
3c. Yes, but enjoys it anyway.

4a. isarthakanimperatrix
4b. kazzzzzzzzz
4c. golgothasdirigible

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