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Buying gift certificates to be bitten by local werewolves after social distancing ends. Support your local cryptids!!

my pastime: making '90s piano house music

y'know I should probably work out this little snippet into something more

[music, no fade-in]

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

drugs, cultural appropriatiobn (lack thereof) 

the funniest story I know about cultural appropriation is a girl I went to high school with who, three acid trips in a row, saw Ganesha pushing through the wall like it was latex, and all three times she was like "No, Ganesha, thank you for thinking of me but I'm not Hindu and nope, we're not doing this," and then he left

blatantly lyricposting 

[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched and~
[AMaj] ~I, want you so much that~
[EMaj] ~I just can't resist you~
[DMaj] ~it's not enough to say that I miss you~
[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched right~
[AMaj] ~now, need you so much so~
[EMaj] ~help, I can't forget you~
[DMaj] ~been going crazy from the moment I met you!~

the general state of affairs I guess, kin shitpost 

hey I know werewolves (in the sense of people actually physically capably of shifting into wolves, anyway) don't actually exist and all, but between how much outlandish shit has been happening lately if any of y'all find yourselves covered in fur and filled with a hunger for human flesh, my shoulder's like, primo real estate for a bite just for the record

mh (~+?) 

fighting executive dysfunction by cleaning up the house because everything else that was on my mind pretty much fell away and I literally have fuck all else to do right now

april fools meta 

I already never do shit for this day, why on earth would I start now of all possible times

kin shitpost riffing on terf bullshit 

woman and human women,

selfies, rude gesture, eye contact 

your werewolf girlfriend wishes you a happy trans day of visibility 💙

une shitposte 

lemme know when it's trans day of lycanthropy

ukpol, covid-19 (+?!) 

boris johnson caught the plague

lmao

covid-19 

current status: just witnessed a three person rave outside my house with loud '90s music, primarily happy hardcore and gabber (though they also had the macarena for some reason lmao)

disordered sleep (---) 

dear loudly knocking central heating pipe:

can you please stop your fucking bullshit immediately, I don't know how to stop this and you've already robbed me of god knows how many hours of sleep after only a week of living here

moving (+++) 

Moved into the new place, amidst all the chaos and currently settling in 💙

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