Show newer

introducing the brand new Juicero Lite™: the privilege of using your hands on licensed Juicero™ bags, now available for only $100 each!

health, kinda yuck 

boy I sure love how whatever fucking bladder problems I have are keeping me from sleeping more than four hours at a time and the doctor can't do shit about them so far

Hello~ Figured I'd move things over here instead since this is where everyone's at, rather than vanilla Mastodon. Maybe this'll stick, who knows.

Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!