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★ horrible postfurry trash alien with occasional stints as assorted cosmic beings/blimp vixens
★ gender is a fuck
★ occasional visual artist, incidental musician, wrote a giant fuckoff science fiction guide once and vowed to never undertake such a project again
★ pansexual as hell
★ sometimes also cosmically large
★ probably shitposts?

free fursona idea: sapient black hole that somehow learned to bend spacetime into the shape of an anthro [insert species of choice here]

attempted rocket launch, horny on main 

pay no attention to the alien dirigible currently floating in the stratosphere

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attempted rocket launch, horny on main 

apparently there was something wrong with the helium regulator

deeeeeeefinitely not my fault, I swear

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bird hell part deux 

And now, I get all of my accounts except my main locked again, Twitter won't accept my phone number to unlock them, meaning those other accounts are all as good as dead.

Fuck.

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digital audio processing thonk 

this particular thonk brought to you by me listening to a bunch of Amiga and SNES video game music and being forever impressed by how much potential people back then managed to squeeze out of a measly 4 and 8 tracks respectively of straight up samples varying only in volume and pitch

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digital audio processing thonk 

fucked up how even modern sound cards have no more than 15 independent channels available and the only reason nigh-infinite polyphony is even a thing on modern computer systems is thanks to the fact everything's mixed down on the software side of things

bird hell, pol 

love it when all of my accounts get locked because you dare have an independent thought on anything at all, and you have to delete two tweets about TERFs from more than a year ago

Jack Dorsey you bootlicking piece of shit

had to grind for this view

(didn't think I'd get good at Ignition in one day after consistently sucking at that table but here we go)

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one final farewell to project wonderful.

as much as i ranted about how awful so much of the web is these days, project wonderful was always one of the 'good guys'. they were a brief respite from the ocean of shit that was online advertising.

you'll be missed.

the discourse 

there will literally never be a good reason to tolerate transphobia, homophobia, sexism, racism, etc, let alone legitimize that shit as an "opinion"

either treat the people around you as people or kindly shut the fuck up

kanye 

honestly even in the long line of bad ideas he's had i still can't believe he thought this one was gonna be a winner lmao

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~lift yourself up on your feet, lift yourself up on your feet~ 

poopity scoop
scoop diddy whoop
whoopty scoopty poop
poopty scoopty
scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop whoop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop!
poop!
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