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earth wind and fire fuckin' lied, they said today never was a cloudy day but just look at this shit

level 3 cognitohazard 

kanye's lift yourself, but there's an entire cheesy '90s style informational rap in there about cleaning up after your dog when you walk them

talk like a pirate day 

remember, there's literally nothing wrong with just photocopying textbooks, especially when the new edition contains the exact same material as the old one, only slightly rearranged

idk what it is, feeling better after last night but everything feels completely wrong today

probably just the fact I haven't slept properly in weeks again

crimes 

y'all ever think about how the english term "making money" does not in fact apply to literally printing bank notes for yourself

[after approaching a polycule of people into merging]

"okay, so which one of y'all is the milky way galaxy, which one is the andromeda galaxy, and which one the triangulum galaxy"

Please insert the disk labeled

Windows XP Professional CD-ROM

into Drive A:

* Press ENTER when ready.

mastodon right now: shit, let's be pooltoys
twitter: [collective inarticulate screaming]

inflation kink shitpost 

but what if you inflated hyenas with laughing gas... :ms_think_shit:

personal musing (+?) 

born too late to uncover the major mysteries of this world
born too soon to explore what's beyond it

but perhaps, just in time to help us find ourselves and let this place heal. 💙

rough sketch, round 

as it turns out the answer is only one because I'm rusty as hell and therefore slower than usual, whoops

anyway here's Thaminga's birth sister Ibhaja; shi's loud, outspoken, almost never -not- busy with something but does it all for fun at the end of the day, about the closest thing you'll find to a pop star around where they live, and also 100% gives the most satisfying cuddles of the bunch

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rough sketch, round 

as it turns out the answer is only one because I'm rusty as hell and therefore slower than usual, whoops

anyway here's Thaminga's birth sister Ibhaja; shi's loud, outspoken, almost never -not- busy with something but does it all for fun at the end of the day, about the closest thing you'll find to a pop star around where they live, and also 100% gives the most satisfying cuddles of the bunch

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gonna see how many sketches of tham's remaining undrawn family members I can make happen in the space of *checks clock* like a couple of hours after not really drawing much for god knows how long, wish me luck

after a shower that is ➡🚿

visual involving reader + Thaminga 

The shutters along the domed glass roof slowly roll up as the city far below is bathed in the scarlet glow of a sunset that lasts all night.

A relaxing tune plays as you sit back in the pool, its walls dimly lit in a rectangular pattern, units brightening to create waves that move in time with its unfamiliar, but not unpleasant harmonies.

The jackal-like alien finally joins you with a drink in hand, looking up at you with a smile across hir lips. "Want some?"

alcohol 

y'all ever mix a caipirinha except you just fill your entire damn glass with it and skip the ice in favor of more booze because that's the current mood rn

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