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for some levity on a timeline that's otherwise been a hot mess tonight, though:

free fursona idea: get meta as hell by first making up an alien species, then make your fursona -their- equivalent of furries

@Zeny when people get too horny for one of my characters my reaction is more youtu.be/siPxyOxeQBc

postfurry shitpost, vore 

the trouble with being vored by a black hole character is that you never know from the get go if you'll end up in a parallel universe, or just end up spaghettified into oblivion

also, have the uncropped version of this

(artwork by @jdlwerewolf@snouts.online)

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earth wind and fire fuckin' lied, they said today never was a cloudy day but just look at this shit

level 3 cognitohazard 

kanye's lift yourself, but there's an entire cheesy '90s style informational rap in there about cleaning up after your dog when you walk them

talk like a pirate day 

remember, there's literally nothing wrong with just photocopying textbooks, especially when the new edition contains the exact same material as the old one, only slightly rearranged

idk what it is, feeling better after last night but everything feels completely wrong today

probably just the fact I haven't slept properly in weeks again

crimes 

y'all ever think about how the english term "making money" does not in fact apply to literally printing bank notes for yourself

[after approaching a polycule of people into merging]

"okay, so which one of y'all is the milky way galaxy, which one is the andromeda galaxy, and which one the triangulum galaxy"

Please insert the disk labeled

Windows XP Professional CD-ROM

into Drive A:

* Press ENTER when ready.

mastodon right now: shit, let's be pooltoys
twitter: [collective inarticulate screaming]

inflation kink shitpost 

but what if you inflated hyenas with laughing gas... :ms_think_shit:

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