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selfie, ec 

just some werewolf lady doing some quick groceries, don't mind me

selfie, ec 

just some werewolf lady doing some quick groceries, don't mind me

uspol, apparently a nuclear take 

Y'know, people would probably be a lot more enthused to vote for Biden if they had any reason *at all* to believe that he'd actually make even a single thing better, rather than keep us in the same utterly unsustainable status quo we're already in or at worst just be Blue Trump.

test poll please do not vote

Im a fan of music, yeah, i enjoy listening to some music

time and the passage thereof 

y'know, it's funny, really - most decades fairly fluidly run into one another, the borders between them becoming kind of their own little time periods of their own. the late '70s and the early '80s both had a very similar feel to them, the late '80s and early '90s had more in common with each other than they did with the rest of their respective decades, the late '90s and the (very) early '00s had their own neat little Y2K thing going on and the late '00s to the early '10s? barely noticeable.

meanwhile 2020 only started a little over three months ago and already the 2010s feel like a distant memory, holy fuck

hello headache, how are you doing

not having any caffeine beyond one (1) cup of tea after waking up was probably a mistake

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

Buying gift certificates to be bitten by local werewolves after social distancing ends. Support your local cryptids!!

my pastime: making '90s piano house music

y'know I should probably work out this little snippet into something more

[music, no fade-in]

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

selfies, ec 

out here looking like I'm three seconds away from transforming into a goddamn wolf

drugs, cultural appropriatiobn (lack thereof) 

the funniest story I know about cultural appropriation is a girl I went to high school with who, three acid trips in a row, saw Ganesha pushing through the wall like it was latex, and all three times she was like "No, Ganesha, thank you for thinking of me but I'm not Hindu and nope, we're not doing this," and then he left

blatantly lyricposting 

[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched and~
[AMaj] ~I, want you so much that~
[EMaj] ~I just can't resist you~
[DMaj] ~it's not enough to say that I miss you~
[DMaj] ~I feel so untouched right~
[AMaj] ~now, need you so much so~
[EMaj] ~help, I can't forget you~
[DMaj] ~been going crazy from the moment I met you!~

the general state of affairs I guess, kin shitpost 

hey I know werewolves (in the sense of people actually physically capably of shifting into wolves, anyway) don't actually exist and all, but between how much outlandish shit has been happening lately if any of y'all find yourselves covered in fur and filled with a hunger for human flesh, my shoulder's like, primo real estate for a bite just for the record

mh (~+?) 

fighting executive dysfunction by cleaning up the house because everything else that was on my mind pretty much fell away and I literally have fuck all else to do right now

april fools meta 

I already never do shit for this day, why on earth would I start now of all possible times

kin shitpost riffing on terf bullshit 

woman and human women,

selfies, rude gesture, eye contact 

your werewolf girlfriend wishes you a happy trans day of visibility 💙

une shitposte 

lemme know when it's trans day of lycanthropy

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