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I think a lot of people are having a rough day so here is some pictures of kittens

SU spoilers 

turns out she should've been called ruse quartz all along :thinkhappy:

How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum Except It's a Tortilla Chip

alcohol 

*mixes a caipiroska filling up an entire tall glass, makes it vanish in ten minutes*
me immediately afterwards: I'm fine!
me now: I think the last time I felt this drunk was when I downed an entire bottle of vodka at a con five years ago

As you enter a town, you see a sign saying "Population: 1,204".

"That can't be right," you say. "The encyclopedia says this town has 1,186 residents. Obviously the sign is wrong."

This is what prescriptivism based on dictionary entries sounds like.

𐒩𐒥𐒥𐒖𐒖𐒩𐒥𐒩 𐒖  𐒖𐒩𐒖

date formats that make sense: YYYY/MM/DD, DD/MM/YYYY

date formats that sorta make sense in that they're backed up by the languages that use them, but look kinda silly in isolation: MM/DD/YYYY, YYYY/DD/MM

what: DD/YYYY/MM, MM/YYYY/DD

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People tell you you've gone too far, you double down.
People tell you you're crossing boundaries, your solution is to hold unrelated people's friendships with you hostage to goad them into cooperation.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

remember when someone here uploaded the entire movie hackers (1995) in a single GIF with a resolution of like, 10×15

good times

drug mention 

the fun part of being in social circles like mine is that when people talk about E you never know if they're talking about estrogen or ecstacy until they elaborate

griping about humanity, obliquely uspol-related 

okay but seriously, y'all can do better than this. what the fuck's stopping you.
if there was ever a time for a fucking revolution it's now
people back around the beginning of the 19th century and in the late 1910s had a pretty good idea going on, let's try that again while employing the knowledge we've gathered in the meantime tbh

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