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human fetishes:
-do a kiss on
-woman next to fruit
-upon the butt
-sex 2
-mystery door
-pineapple pizza
-vigorous high five
-sex 3

@AmyZenunim I think its funny seeing video games repeatedly get the blame, especially since the only reason my generation even got out of the house was because of them (arcades)

Boomers: *spend 50 years implementing anti-loitering laws/overpolicing of public spaces, hostile arcitecture, child protection laws that strip kids away from (marginalized) families if left unattended for 5 minutes*

Boomers: "Why don't kids go outside anymore?? Must be Fortnite"

tired: "gay" rainbow-lit cat
wired: g a y l i g h t i n g o t t e r

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight
that's me in the combination corner/spotlight

Seattle emergency services PSA (Twitter boost with CW) 

I imagine #Seattle Fediverse might have heard already, but via twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/1
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If you are having difficulty connecting to the Seattle 911 Center, please call 206 583-2111, 206 625-5011 or text 911. City of Seattle technicians continue to work with
@CenturyLink@twitter.com
representatives to ensure our 911 service remains uninterrupted.

nsfw art stream / self-promotion / asking for tips to buy office chair 

hello! i am doing nsfw art stream

picarto.tv/paranoidpooka

my current office chair has been damaging my back, i already have fibro myalgia and i do physical training

when i get a better chair, i will be able to dedicate more time to art/drawing; instead of pain!

please help me save up to get a replacement:

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/lughhermes

paypal: paypal.me/TheFishCrowArt

cash.me : $thefishcrow

cherenkhov's gun: if you say in the first chapter that a rifle is hanging on the wall, it must glow blue by the second or third chapter

re LB: transcription is

"While we're at it, there's no such thing as 'unskilled labor'. The concept does not exist. You cannot take a boardroom CEO and dump them at a dock and call them a longshoreman and expect them to perform flawlessly. It is a fake idea designed to depress your wages"

author is @AndriErlingsson - source instance (or network) unknown, so maybe birbsite?

digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energ

As of today, #Bitcoin uses more energy than the country of Peru and a little less than Hong Kong.

And most of the network is powered by Chinese coal plants.

:burning_poop: <— actual image of a BTC

Seen plenty of fursonas with swords but none with swords in this pose.

Cowboys are polyamorous. You can tell because they have a lot of partners.

fantasy transposting 

"Now that I've captured the Chosen Hero I can exact my evil plan! First, I'll transform his body to be like my demon minions-"
"I consent."
"...What?"
"Honestly the only reason I'm out here is because my family kept telling me to man up and the like, so one day I bought a cheap sword and pretended I found it in a forest. Basically ran away with their blessing."
"uhh"
"Can I be one of those succubi? With the hips? I dream of that a lot."
"...Sure."

tfw you realize neoliberalism and the increasing pressure of capitalism is creating a mass cultural mediocrity that tolerates no transgression whatsoever and it’s penetrating the social sphere, as all becomes image, as all association to any image reflects on literal survival in capitalism

Pooltoy air bars shall henceforth be called "Squeakeasies"

me, hanging out with my bigender partner:

I'm with my girlfriend
I'm with my boyfriend
I'm with my combination girlfriend and boyfriend

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Thicc dragons are best dragons.

This has been a public service announcement.

Art by Lorddirk

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