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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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The path from liberals to Tankies is that they realize they can still bootlick under this form of "communism."

hrt 

it took a few more months than they said it would, but these pills finally turned me into your monster

looking for housing, still. boosts good 

I'm in a rural town in alberta canada right now, my parents are expexting around $500 a month rent and it'd be better if i lived somewhere else so... if you're anywhere in canada I can fly there if i need, i hardly have anything to pack, etc.

Mutual Aid Request 

Help a latinx lesbian out of the gig economy! I'm a dog walker. I've had the flu (w/ no insur)= too many days not making $ this month. Please help me eat so I can apply for other jobs.

I'm hoping to raise $50 for gas and food this week. Even $5 will help me pay for a meal. I will post updates until $50 is met. Thank you, truly. This is how gays survive. Boosts appreciated <3 #mutualaid

PayPal: paypal.me/hamsterpower91
Venmo: amelia_leviosa
Cash App: $hamsterpower

thoughts 

boobs are just...they're so great.

i would LOVE to just have some boobs to play with. Someone else's or mine, whatever.

Saw this in a Solarpunk group and someone said it could be the seed to start an epic saga. I present it here as an offering to the writers: please take it and make a Solarpunk masterpiece.

my favorite bumblebee fact will always be that unlike honey bees, which use precise wiggle dances to communicate where food is, bumblebees just fuckin storm into the nest when they find food and run around excitedly and get all the other bumbles jazzed about looking for that food wherever it is

corruption kink stories like 

demon (to nun, whispering): do a masturbate
nun: no!
demon (giving nun a high five): be less self-conscious
nun (struggling): aah~!
demon: kickflip a skateboard
nun: yes yes i will give my soul to the dark lord of sex positivity!!!

Hey if anyone has any examples of cooperatively/collectively owned and operated restaurants could you let me know?

Slightly urgent. Boosts appreciated.

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