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Real disappointed that BIOSTAR motherboards are made with neither biotechnology nor stars

Not even joking a little bit- With the wheels popped out these are just standard black shoes

heelys.com/770155-heelys-black

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Don't have any transport to get to food lion for a job, and I don't have any closed-toe shoes to wear while I work...

So I bought those Heelys

Thats what you call, two birds with one stone

@brokenfingers (This is my best guess about what "spoons thing" you mean but it might be something completely different, whoops)

@brokenfingers People use "spoons" as like, a unit of measure for mental energy

Might hear someone saying they "don't have the spoons to do something right now"

I don't think there's a reason for it being spoons instead of anything else, it's just an explanation someone used once and it stuck

Every time I see the word "fusion" in a product name, there's a brief second where I'm afraid I've been transported to an alternate dimension in which miniaturized fusion reactors are being added to consumer goods

Bad Brain 

Alternating between "its no big deal i can literally fix this" and "thoughtless panic" after doctor visit ack

Just got back from the doctor, had blood removed and everything, I definitely took pictures

For a long time I thought that when I ate stuff with a lot of onion, it made my whole body smell weird and onion-ey- because if I rubbed some part of my skin then smelled my hands, it smelled like onion

turns out all these times I just had onion on my hands

goodnight

I'm bad at dealing with critters in the house. I walked into the room and a mouse was trying to take tissues from a box (guess they wanted nest stuff??) and instead of shooing them away I just tried to hand them tissues since they were apparently struggling with the box

then realized "wait shit thats a mouse"

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Whoops there's a few mice in the house, gotta clean up food better and stuff so our trash doesn't draw them indoors

Weird, good but weird 

Have you ever felt like you just changed dramatically, but not in a "big impactful epiphany" kind of way, just a "things quietly slotting into place" kind of way

Still haven't found my fancy art glove- I tried to use fursuit gloves but they had the small problem of obscuring half the screen
awoo.space/media/xyKj1398DIZ8b

@brokenfingers This'll become incredibly valuable when everyone's hovering around on jetpacks and gravityboards at all times

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