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If someone is pulling you with Space Magic Ray, they can pull you faster than you can move yourself, but you can still move from side to side- and with slick flying you can spiral out of the beam's reach if they don't compensate

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Spaceship movement code keeps being slightly-broken in interesting ways that make for good game mechanics

probably-nsfw, not porn but definitely horny character design 

Airplane mode activated

[wildly flipping a foam sword around to think of poses for art]

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a moth girl who eats her own sweaters when she's nervous

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Linux, codes of conduct (-) 

While we're talking FOSS cultural patterns, one we should work to stamp out forever is "It's hard to use, which I like because it keeps people out". That attitude is born partly of Linus' mentality all these years and it has to go. The leftist imperative for free software is that *nobody* deserves to have their computing experience controlled by corporations.

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good design: the developers of N++ found that a lot of playtesters felt like they sucked at the game because they kept dying, so they made it so that the demos that play on the title screen are all of the character failing. you'll never see the ninja on the menu reach the exit. it's as if to say "don't worry, you're supposed to die a lot. you'll get there."

hilarious design: as you play the game, those demos get replaced with your own fuckups

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I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

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I will always stand up for the innocent even if I stand alone.

Everyone should. I think it's a sacred duty of society to protect the vulnerable.

By the way, people are innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Hearsay is usually inadmissible as evidence for a reason because it proves nothing. History has shown time and again there is nothing but tyranny in predetermined guilt.

found something vaguely interesting so it's time to read a 1,100 page book about it

someone mentioned "artificial thickeners" in food and im just like "if a robot eats those do they get chubby"

Very rarely when my eyes are closed in the dark I'll see bright white flashes- For a while I just assumed it was Brain Weirdness, but then I remembered how astronauts report that happening a lot, and now I wonder if it's random cosmic ray events

I think the Warframe kubrow AI is designed to be as adorable as possible. Whenever I stand still for more than like thirty seconds, she scurries over and immediately falls asleep on my feet.

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"I'd like to return my companion-bot, serial code JX99031."

"Sure; and could you describe the fault you encountered?"

"Fault? Nah, it's perfect. Never been so well taken care of. Hate having to send it back honestly."

"Then... why are you returning it?"

"This will sound really weird."

"Try me."

"It misses it's mum."

"Oh! That's a rare glitch. No return necessary, it can visit the factory any time during business hours."

"Oh good!"

#tootfic #microfiction #smallstories #scifi #terylstales

when you make a good joke, a rimshot plays in the background

when you make a truly awful pun, a super crunchy bass-boosted rimshot plays

I once had a dream where I was drunk, only I've never actually had alcohol, so my brain decided to approximate it as "like in video games when your controls get reversed"

I need to come up with clever names for different-type audino pokefusions because the electric-type is definitely arduino

Warframe (the sacrifice) very vague spoilers 

I've gotten as far as there is to get now, and looking back I'm really seeing a strong theme of "being different doesn't mean being wrong"

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