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The star trek holograms are clearly people with thoughts and feelings, but everyone in that universe seems to forget it outside of interacting with voyager doctor person, it's so weird

My phone has various star trek communicator beeps as ringtones, unfortunately it's made watching actual star trek a confusing experience

[chugs entire water bottle]

[forgets and looks around four seconds later]

hey who took my water

Voksa boosted

So Pyre makes an EXCELLENT first impression by a) letting you choose your pronouns and b) including they/them.

The word "bamboozled" came from like, the 1700s or 1800s

This means victorian fancyfolks definitely said bamboozled at some point

Dentistry, round three
Soon my cybermouth will be complete

Someone showed me an amazing youtube channel called "vegan black metal cooking"

Seitan is frequently invoked

Setting up for the most ridiculous tabletop game ever

So far we have a kobold living in space who has ARMS, an actual normal dog who has like a stand from JJBA, and some kind of robot friend

This is gonna be *something*

inappropriate?? 

I like how on mastodon, unlike twitter, I can actually favorite porn and stuff because it doesn't randomly blast my likes/favorites at everyone for no good reason

I've been thinking about the comic I've been writing and

I'm just gonna skip to the cool part lmao who needs all the boring introduction

I made the fluffy monster's were-form bigger. And gave them a gross tongue arm contraption. Still just as friendly, but a bit slimier awoo.space/media/xnjVvN6zyQRVT

"How do you plan on dealing with all these spellswords?"

"Spellshield."

Guess who got three doses of lidocaine hydrochloride right in the facial nerves

[finger pistols]

I gotta go to the dentist so I won't be able to reply, but here's the first two sections of my CYOA thing, somebody please tell me if it's an enormous illegible mess

The first few bits are supposed to be not-really-readable, but, usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/f

Okay the first two choices (and 29 passages!) of the tiny twine are done, does anyone wanna see it now or should I just be patient for once and finish it first??

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