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You know I'm doing something serious when I have the lojban dictionary open in a private browsing tab

I assimilated the documentation for five programming languages and now I am tired

Accidentally invoked robot food coma

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[installing five different interactive-fiction-writing programs on computer] yes ill take one of everything

Voksa boosted

Ah yes, polycules: "poly", from the Greek for "many", and "cul", from the French for "butt"

Don't have a tv to watch the ball drop or whatever, so I'm gonna celebrate the new year the only way I know how

Drawing and listening to podcasts

2018 goals 

I always have a lot of ideas to make stuff but never get anything done, so I'm gonna make some kinda project blog thing to peer-pressure myself into keeping stuff updated

Also getting back on adhd meds some time soon which will probably help

Really inspired to actually do things right now but I'm sick and can't really focus my eyes whoops

The magic school bus is teaching me orbital mechanics, how did I forget this

Accidentally put banana peppers on a veggie burger thing instead of pickles, but the peppers taste way better

Experiment success

Real disappointed that BIOSTAR motherboards are made with neither biotechnology nor stars

Not even joking a little bit- With the wheels popped out these are just standard black shoes

heelys.com/770155-heelys-black

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Don't have any transport to get to food lion for a job, and I don't have any closed-toe shoes to wear while I work...

So I bought those Heelys

Thats what you call, two birds with one stone

Every time I see the word "fusion" in a product name, there's a brief second where I'm afraid I've been transported to an alternate dimension in which miniaturized fusion reactors are being added to consumer goods

Bad Brain 

Alternating between "its no big deal i can literally fix this" and "thoughtless panic" after doctor visit ack

Just got back from the doctor, had blood removed and everything, I definitely took pictures

For a long time I thought that when I ate stuff with a lot of onion, it made my whole body smell weird and onion-ey- because if I rubbed some part of my skin then smelled my hands, it smelled like onion

turns out all these times I just had onion on my hands

goodnight

I'm bad at dealing with critters in the house. I walked into the room and a mouse was trying to take tissues from a box (guess they wanted nest stuff??) and instead of shooing them away I just tried to hand them tissues since they were apparently struggling with the box

then realized "wait shit thats a mouse"

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