@Talcott this sounds like a memetic TF tool
@Talcott I think Bear-for-I-am. He chuckled as he read the coffee mug at the rest stop. Little noticing his voice deepening as his ears rounded and swelled on the sides of his head. Smirking a bit he turned it over and considered the purchase. Shouting to his buddies he said, "I think Bear-For-I-Am!" Both his friends on the road trip didn't notice their widening ursine nose or slight heft.
The owner of the gift shop, who heard this all the time rumbled the polar bear getting out a gift bag
@ZiaMacPine haha that's great! I love the little impromptu story. I imagine my friends are able to cram in the car with nearly 1000 pounds of bear. Polar bears are HUGE
@Talcott so a panda, grizzly and black bearmen lumber out chuckling over the joke and have to cram inside a sedan
@Talcott that would be amazing and unexpected. Naturally they got honey straws at the cash register
@ZiaMacPine I can picture it clearly. Thanks, might even try and doodle it later if I'm feeling up for it.