If you need a reason to stay off twitter just wait another couple hours. They're about to do something stupid again I can feel it.

@Talcott I literally am planning to vicariously enjoy the mockery

@ZiaMacPine Looks like it was a hot mess and they couldn't figure out how to run a live stream.

@Talcott WHAT! ROFL! EXCUSE ME?! THE BIG EVENT THEY WERE TOUTING FOR DAYS AND HYPING? THE HUGE CONVERSATION CHANGER? THE PROOF OF EMERALD BOI'S WORTH IN THE CHANGES AND THEY DIDNT GET IT TO WORK. BWAHAHAHAHA

@ZiaMacPine Basically Elon and one of the other execs had mic issues where their mics kept on picking up each other's audio and echoing. Then Florida man himself kept getting muted and set to listen only mode. Then they lied and said it was broken because of all the high demand from their many fans. So uh yeah great start.

@Talcott *vibrates in hilarity* oh man, this calls for a celebratory TF spree

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