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@stunt_bird@mastodon.social clarkesworld

marx/engels fanfic

@chest_bot open chest

i never realized this bus stop had a bench before and well uh here it is it turns out!!!!!! it’s real and unusable! https://awoo.space/media/M1esKZ8Pon0wUWDrGgE

“hey aren’t you a secretary” u might ask. yes. this is why my time is best used coding extremely vintage HTML. i’m not even sure where the style sheets are stored in the new CMS??? so it’s pure uncut html!! that’s all!!!!

still mad at the bizarre wordpress widget we were apparently using but whatever it’s now much more lightweight and functions the same so yolo honestly

had to copy in and reformat a bunch of text and do it all in notepad for reasons and lol oof

just spent like an hour hand writing a bunch of HTML as we migrate from wordpress to a custom setup that didn’t have a good way to generate tables and boy howdy that was a way to spend time

i don’t... i don’t like this stock photo https://awoo.space/media/xGG6YpGY7wFMAm_J6zs

ran into a new roadblock: can't find a copy that doesn't have THE worst fuckin OCR on this earth. i thought this was in public domain tbh but it's possible i was wrong, which might be the biggest death knell to this project of them all

trying to figure out how to set up my absalom, absalom! bot ... i don't know anything about anything so

@Chatvert i’ve seen plenty of shirts and hats but.. those bears.. my god. don’t know what i would do.

@netkitty [pets and skritches!]

@Chatvert holy shit i assumes those were a scam. a fake. a lie. but no...

@mcmansionhell i’m impressed with how many levels of nonsense are required to have this take. god bless the prager weirdos