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When reading something aloud, it is best to read from the belly. Reading from one's mouth, one's voice will not endure. This is Nakano Shikibu's teaching.

It is a fact that ash will not live where the water is too clear. But if there is duckweed or something, the fish will hide under its shadow and thrive. Thus, the lower classes will live in tranquillity if certain matters are a bit overlooked or left unheard. This fact should be understood with regard to people's conduct.

I PLAY 4X STRATEGY GAMES AND I DRINK AGUA DE JAMAICA, IT'S WHAT I DO.
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me irl

OTACON: "Snake! The website you're on now is called 'Mastodon'! I need you to go into the federated timeline, find the picture I drew of my fursona, and 'boost' it!"

l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker. a pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

In olden times, when people tended to spend their whole lives in one small area, people didn't know yet that birds migrated south for the winter. So they came up with a lot of ideas. Swallows lived under the sea for half the year. Other birds moved to the moon during that time. But my personal favorite was the claim that geese died off every year, and then grew again on trees in the spring.

Gerald of Wales even claimed to have seen this himself, bc the 1100's were good times for shitposting.

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As the months before my birth, Communism and Democracy died in Chicago.