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irony joke 

if you get mad that putting your joke behind a cw ruins the joke...

the actual joke is you. 🤡

alcohol, drinking culture 

i know i can be pretty tone deaf and miss social cues but ALSO i am 97% sure i wasn't being overly preachy or sanctimonious about it. like i didn't phrase it in a pushy or rude way. felt weird, felt bad.

american culture's relation to alcohol is really weird and fucked when just gently suggesting "what if u do (x) instead" is seen as Impossibly Judgmental ...

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alcohol, drinking culture 

keep thinking about how hostile the internet can be if u even lightheartedly suggest doing Something Besides Just Day Drinking in a reply 2 a post where someone is like "it's 2 pm should i get wasted alone"

i had a friend get really hostile when i told a mutual friend to try a different activity to cope,, it was bizarre

this awful bastard belongs to my mom but i took the photo... please boost this terrible little man

i keep fucking up and unboosting posts i wanna boost bc the app i’m using doesn’t differentiate color or anything when u boost. it just makes it very slightly bold and then i think i haven’t boosted yet. oops

someone left the frog out in the rain
and i’ll never have the recipe again

food picture, gross, sidewalk fish, countless beans 

i saw this on a walk the other day and i’m still reeling thinking about it. just a mess of fish, potatoes and beans on the sidewalk in front of a bus stop. how did this happen...? i don’t understand

bird site related 

i’m so glad there’s no quote tweeting and i hope it never comes here

food, breakfast, corn based tragedy 

accidentally bought sweetened applesauce .. put it in my oatmeal before i realized. what a bad experience. i crave the mild corn syrup free applesauce. i don’t even dislike corn syrup just man it’s not good in applesauce and is a bad addin to oatmeal!!!!!! i love sweets but it’s too cloying to bear!

well i hope you’re all proud of yourselves... 

...you should be, you’re all worthwhile human beings and you’re doing great posts. thank you for being my friends

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thinkin bout dinosaurs.. the fine feathered friends we all know and love

henlo, friends! if you are new to :mastodon: Mastodon and want guidance from someone who's been here two whole days, or if you would like to assist a friend in the transition, please enjoy my v. informative Toot-orial!
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youtube.com/watch?v=27EvKNIAJG

just discovered the joy and glory that is pinafore .... pinafore.social is a nice nice web app 2 view this website with. i was getting disoriented w the multicolumnar view bc my attention is bad enough as it is. single column .. is the future !!!

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