weights connoisseur @alice_meows@awoo.space

how much is 1 dirt?

which is why i'm excited to announce the #ovemittschallenge2025q4. this is a #self #careChallenge; starting tomorrow, for all of #Q4 of #2025, can #YOU #respect your body enough to #always use #ovenmitts whenever moving things #into OR #outof the oven, #regardless of #temperature?

i was extremely successful at achieving this. this remains to this day the only new years' resolution i've ever successfully implemented. i started out creative but developed a towel-based strategy for the long haul, and unfortunately for my hands, the habit stuck even after #noovenmittschallenge2024 was over.

Moves on to your game cube controllers

Unplugging the HDMI cables from your TV one at a time and eating them

the main problem with the bourne identity is that their foley artist clearly hasn't seen spy kids

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I can't rly imagine how an act of surfing ends that doesn't involve falling over, and I feel like the fact that they always cut away before that happens in videos is evidence that this is a fundamental problem with the sport that nobody wants to acknowledge. There is no legitimate success criteria that involves falling over

What's the endgame of surfing? Like what are the success criteria

they should've made the power point installer cd rom dual session, and stored all the sound effects in the red book portion, as a little treat for if u put it in your cd player

i mean, they love going to a fancy gym to try out their house weights. but if they're just meeting up with the boys to lift some pounds, they can just go with the flow and use the machines

the handle feel probably has a lot of dimensions. the balance of the weight too. smell? how does it smell when gripped with sweaty hands. a weights connoisseur is moderately string, but abolutely NOT jacked as shit, that would be like a wine connoisseur getting wasted. they do a few reps of each weight, just enough to capture the essence while leaving room for the other weights. they have a collection of their favorite weights that they'll do occasionally a short set with to wind down for the evening, but when they go to the gym they lift the regular gym weights like everyone else

weights connoisseur goes to a weight lifting, to lift the a variety of high quality weights from around the world. judging things like weight, and... like the feel of the handle?

movie studios should be required to seed their movies for at least a month after posting them. like you're telling me u spent a hundred million dollars on this movie and you can't afford a fucking seedbox

and then of course 592 years later apple pretended they invented it and took all the credit in the public eye

it's wild that the IEEE even existed in the 14th century, let alone developed a standard for a high speed serial bus

US Department Of Energy employees after finishing a really spicy meal: "whew, that was good, but a few hours from now i'm gonna need a deep cavern, very large electrodes, some clean soil, and a blend of industrial minerals and/or glass frit, am i right boys?"

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