weights connoisseur @alice_meows@awoo.space

i wonder if there are any organic human languages out there with strict quoting and escaping rules. there should be

hey remember when 99.9 BOB FM's slogan was "the 80s, the 90s, what ever"? well I'll bet by now it's like, "the 80s, the 90s, the 2 thousands, the 2010s, the whatever!"

forklift seller, I am going into battle, and I require your strongest forklifts

god remember ads? they were so bad

real life is bullshit. you can translate, and rotate, but you can't mirror or scale!

repurpose the entire military industrial complex for battlebots

someone's gonna crash a boat into the Barcelona World Trade Center and the blockchain's gonna fork over the resulting debate

that scene in The Wire where they are revisiting that crime scene and the only thing they say is "fuck" back and forth to each other while discovering new evidence? that but they're saying "sus"

small animals: "I must make myself wretched before the humans so as to be petted"

(there's only 1 coin so far...)

a new proof of work coin where you have to do 9/11 to mine a block

downside: some crypto fuck will find this, screenshot it, and sell it as an NFT for $69 trillion dollars

my new NFT platform is live! https://alice.systems/nfts/

petition to ban the manufacture and sale of unsalted peanuts

which is prettier? pls share

What's up with doorbells?

song idea: the band getting into a huge fight and breaking up live on stage, but they continue playing their instruments the whole time, up to and including whole the members storm out one by one until it's just the bass player looking scared and tentatively playing like a d every now and then

(none of the languages i enjoy writing support this. 😿😿😿)

if your mature programming language doesn't support tail recursion optimization, fuck you.

trying to figure out a gender neutral version of Big Mommy Milkers