Germany no longer gives ANY fuck and is loud about it for the benefit of mankind. Thank you, Germany. #Eurovision
Spain stopped believing in #Eurovision sometime in the last decade but dang do they have tight bums.
Iceland saw that movie too and chose to send the biggest nerds it could find and gave them keytars and I'M THERE FOR THAT. #eurovision
Switzerland with Paul Atreides trying to use the Voice. It's not working. #eurovision
Cool to have Lady Dimitrescu hosting tbh. #eurovision
JRPGs and #eurovision have the same approach to female clothing, cannot unsee.
For serious I really like it when a country owns the heck outta its traditional tonal modes and then goes all out with the pop. #Eurovision
Lots of super bouncy electro stuff so far and honestly WE NEED IT. #Eurovision
Albania kindly giving everyone time to go get a drink without missing anything. #Eurovision
So, heads up, beloved peeps, tonight is #Eurovision and you should either mute the hashtag or expect a TORRENT of shitposting.
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