Balinares @balinares@awoo.space

Moldova here to remind everyone of what #eurovision should be like.

Holy shit finally someone who looks like they're having fun. Thank you Moldova! #eurovision

Where are Fire Saga when you need them. #eurovision

There has GOT to be a poor soul at Twitter in charge of handling the #eurovision shitposting load surge. A sympathetic thought to you, shitpost-oncall at Twitter.

I have no idea what the heck is going on with Greece but I like it. #eurovision

Host wearing a costume so pink that the cameras are saturating. :D #eurovision

So far 90% of the songs have the exact same standard chord progression. Finally, Europe unity in our lifetime! #eurovision

Azerbaijan is loudly sad about something that, confusingly, does not appear to be Armenia-related. #eurovision

What could I say about Lithuania that wasn't already said 80 years ago. #eurovision

Okay so far it's REALLY tame. Norway's banana werewolves aside. Come on! Tear the place up! #eurovision

Due to budget cuts in Germany, one dude plays all the instruments alone. It all went south when Merkel left. #eurovision

Ukraine with a legit good song though. #eurovision

Showing pictures of Italy in lieu of the Ukraine intro is... something. #eurovision

Netherlands is sad about something. Hang in there, Netherlands, and cheer up: you could have been Belgium. #eurovision

Spain does not want to be the butt of your jokes, but that's got to be the only butt it's not gonna be. #eurovision

I like that the country intros show places that you are not used to seeing. #eurovision

Italy with the heartfelt gay duet complete with questionable chainmail pajamas. #eurovision

Armenia got post-it pranked just before their set but made the best of it. Fair play to you, Armenia. #eurovision

Good evening, dear friends of the world! Now's the time to mute the hashtag #Eurovision if you haven't yet because it's gonna be a torrent of shitposting.

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