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i attempted to imitate the 2014 WAC champion's aeropress recipe and i mainly did and it was very good coffee

i was just reminded that lance ulanoff is my favorite mastodon meme by far

i put my hair in a sloppy bun for like an hour before this photo which is why it looks sick as hell in the back

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Shameless self-promotion 

Unabashed feels
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Unabashed thoughts
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Probly bashed, tbh
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Pick your favorite animal category, bash darnit
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fun fact: i was the TIME magazine Person of the Year in 2006

remember: everyone around you crowdfunding for money is a victim of fucking baby boomers, politicians, and rich folks swindling that money away from us.

Giving to people in need in these times is one of the only things you can do that actually makes a difference anymore.

i need to recompile my kernel with some extra code folded in to address a minor hardware issue i'm having but i'm not powerful enough in the ways

power move: referring to it as redhat so you don't have to admit to yourself and others that you're using a linux distro named fuckin fedora

the spoonerism own is the highest form of political dialogue

hey masto i know this is a long shot but if anyone knows of anyone looking for a roommate in the east bay, like Oakland, Richmond, possibly Fremont- or SF... anywhere along BART really- hit me up.

@fireh9lly @roadrunner maybe the only course of action is to pretend you know absolutely nothing, until the dude's brain begins to leak from his nose

"it's a keyboard that interfaces with other-"
"interfaces?"
"ok, it connects with a cable to-"
"sorry, cable?"
"you know the black lead that comes out of the-"
"black?"
"ok so when an object absorbs all visible wavelen-"
"object?"
"right so rené descartes was a 17th century french philos-"
"french?"
"alors le français est une langue parlée en fran

stinky from my Sacramento cutie trip, can't wait to get into some clean clothes

@sarahjeong I realize these toots apply to specific instances but they also serve as a style guide. I don't like it

@sarahjeong hot take 2: eugen blocking/banning qpoc who voiced valid complaints in a way he didn't like has never been a good look, but it's especially so as the administrator of the flagship instance, and yet more still because it was during the genesis of the project. and his response was to ask more queers for free labor.

addendum: probably continue to use hellbird as a messaging service tho idk shit is weirdly hard

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