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One morning, you wake up only to find that all photographs of you have a cat where you used to be. You show them to your friends, and they shrug indifferently, saying "yeah, that is a photo of you, what's the big deal?"

no one ever tries to challenge my ridiculous philosophical positions, i wonder what i'm doing wrong?

@online *todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

i haven't used spotify in years and its interface is still as disturbingly terrible as it ever was

i'm currently being crushed under the infinite black abyss of the sea

edited the mastodon variable width stylish slightly for a slightly narrower drawer:

@media (min-width: 1600px) {
.drawer {
width: 16%;
}
.column {
width: 27%;
}
}

update to both these toots: connection refused due to insecure http requests, fixed the protocol mismatch by hand, everything works fine now

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edit: it is NOT the case for slime.global that instance is refusing my connection any which way which possibly is as intended

weird, toot.cat refuses my connection on desktop but i can use it on mobile just fine

@Sparrow oops i meant to say the day but apparently now it's international enby day. i don't make the rules, i just come up with them and also enforce them

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