Brockworth Bajr @brockworth@awoo.space

Happy equinox you filthy hippies 🌞

Gym note: while things are mostly good, don't bounce the bar on your sternum during bench press. That's just a little spicy.

Jack's back, baby. Jack's back.

Today's little joy: three rollmops in the tub instead of the usual two. It's like a pickled herring double yolker! Can taste the fishiness if not the meatiness, and the sweet salty sharpness of the brine. The veggies are crunchy ciphers still. But three fishies! ❤️🐟🐟🐟❤️

Showerthought: Hey, I'm hardly squicked out about the IMPLICATIONS of the chest scar any more, lol take that H A U N T E D M E A T S K E L E T O N ... oops, Cronenboak.

90's-homage orange camo watch band achieved! I am a style icon. Pingfuckit-hunting stubbed toe of amazing blud: also achieved. Bah!

Disappointed by not surprised by the #CoE decision on #MarriageEquality. Had to choke down a barked laugh when a venerable went on about doing mawwiage the way its always been done. My literal brother in Christ, have you not heard of Henry the actual fucking Eighth?

Badgers are basically groundhogs, and I can see my shadow. Sunny funny fun for all!

Went for a beach mooch and ended up sniffing seaweed like a ringwraith sniffing for hobbitses. Sea salt is attenuated to "only dust", but good stinky seaweed is really there.

I think my sense of taste is finally coming back! Hello caramel lolly! Hello coffee, hello beetroots, (oh, hello marj and farts). Bang on time, a month since #covid test.

Oh come ON, how is lemon pepper smoked mackerel a flavour blank? That's just not sporting.

Aww, I was going to celebrate balloons-day with weird new food (bubble tea!) and maybe a caek but still no sense of taste! 🥹🎂 #ancientandwicked

Worst part of post-covid loss of smell? No sniff test. Funky food and too much bleach and "one more wear?" sports kit and burning toast are all blanks. Would I have smelled the swamp in my wheel well? Probably! #covid

Kerbal Space Program is free on the Epic store (KSP 2 is coming) https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/kerbal-space-program

Aw man, silly covid tastebuds have a huge gap right where "roasted goodness" is and I don't even want seconds. :(

Ooh, Record of Lodoss War is on Crunchyroll! Everybody's 80's introduction to knife-ear elves. It's always been "circulate the tapes" or "not licenced" so... time for an epic binge.

Yay, tested clear this morning. #covidforchristmas #novid

After #covidforchristmas I think my sense of taste is coming back. Cheese and nibbles: activate!

Hmm, Twitter being login fucky again.

Suddenly in the mood for cheeky Beat Saber, apparently my flesh remembers the moves for Pop⭐Stars and The Greatest Show!
(then I tried to download the new-to-me Rock Mixtape and the store experience is still super clunky, but tigers have eyes and motors are running)

This cough has nobbled all my sense of taste except "sweet" and half of "salt", so I'll be having all the cookies and pudding today. 😈