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UPDATE: chuck steak located on sale for under a fiver. Too cravey for the whole overnight galbi thing and had no chili paste. Sat it in cola with seasonings and salts for a bit, plopped it in the toaster oven, and am now at the “we’ll see” stage. Honestly I’ll be happy if it’s meat

I just wanna soak 1.5lbs chuck steak in galbi marinade with blobs of gochujang and extra garlic, slow roast, sear to fuck, and snarl at anyone who comes near me to eat some IS THIS SO MUCH TO ASK, BOX OF GREEN ROTINI WHICH IS IN MY KITCHEN INSTEAD

I will also settle for soy garlic fried chicken

“how large is the Eevee” does it really matter? No

Fireworks, or how to make an eevee’s tail bristle so much it won’t fit through a door

Still have not vacuumed, but have hydrated, which is like the former but better-tasting

CATER TO ME, FABRIC OF REALITY

I have to vacuum

I do not want to vacuum

Why can’t all the crud vanish of its own accord

Did being happy that beta 3 dropped curse beta 3? I just want SlideOver not to make my device freaking unusable

me: I’ll just have one or two pieces from this pack of gum
me, two minutes later: I’ll just finish off this pack of gum

look, gum is a challenge, okay

I keep forgetting that chuck steak in the toaster oven takes longer than chuck steak in the instant pot, plus it doesn’t taste like beer

I literally can’t think of anything which isn’t equivalent or beefier on the tiny laptop except for a few irrelevant security features. Even SSD should be faster.

probably next week I should sit down and tell Windows to Perform Performantly

On paper, my tiny laptop should be able to smash through the thing I’m doing faster than the slightly more cumbersome one with less RAM, VRAM, or useful cooling

In practice, the cumbersome one is smashing the task relative to the tiny one performing an equivalent job a few weeks ago

computers are weird

Nothing more fun than staying up late, babysitting a slow render, too keyed up to go to freaking sleep like a diurnal beast but too annoyed with the world to find something to read or do

Also I may have nursed that energy drink til close to midnight, whoops

This constant state of “this could be my primary system IF [hypothetical]” is driving me a little bats. I already use this OS as my daily driver because, for a while, all my neuroplasticity went into stuff I could cradle close to my face and drive with thumbs

Why do I always fall for the tech that’s not quite there yet