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introduction 19-09-2019 

Pronouns: she/her at default setting, they/them is also okay
Externalizes internal monologue
Refurbished brain with unusual routes
Touch > keyboard > voice
Speaks most computer
Switch/3DS, but not enough (Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Untitled Goose Game)
So many dolls (will warn for pictures)
Errs on the side of too many warnings when possible
Will redraft as warranted

food mention (+) / insomnia (neutral) 

Been up all night
I been up all night
I been up all night to make no-knead
(bread)
I been up all night (etc.)

forgot to go to bed, had the dough out til 4am, fuck it. It can cool overnight. Probably overhydrated but the crust is hella Maillardy

reserved some dough because fuck a real starter, who’s got time

food / cooking (+) / alc-as-ingredient mention 

I’m not sure why I’m so proud of being able to bloom gelatin, whisk it on low heat, pull out some flavoring and texture agents and drop it into a candy mold, but I am pretty proud of making my own passably-nutritious chew toys instead of living off of Sour Patch Kids

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food / cooking (+) / alc-as-ingredient mention 

I remain on the edge about coffee gummies, in large part because my palate expects fruit or “fruit” (wine counts as fruit) from this texture, in small part because I might vibrate through time if I make them and they taste good

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food / cooking (+) / alc-as-ingredient mention 

Today’s homemade gummy: pomegranate/tart cherry juice with maple syrup and a packet of sugar-free cherry Jello for “I mean what I say” power, using the knockoff-Zelda-heart molds

needs more gelatin in the base, otherwise even better than the Beaujolais gummies the other night

stop scrolling timeline with the left hand, spells, that’s where all the buttons are

also I’m stuck until I’ve over-leveled for final gym battle, only to be under-over-leveled for plot climax, which is irritating

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sleep or Pokémon

this is a trick question. I am too tired to do either

physical illness (- / vague) 

Love to not know whether something is a flare of an existing condition, a virus mimicking symptoms, or both

Up too late scrolling at random whee

I was today years old when I learned that the Nintendo Switch was not a fanless device

boeing 737 noises
“what, is my laptop on doing handbrake crap noooope, nope, that’s the Switch”

Helps if I get the link right the first time

I love it when they go down the inside baseball well

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The new Golden Bomber single is about neck pain and repetitive stress injuries, and I am here for it. youtube.com/watch?v=-7CuDlJqWr

ME: also, where is the Star Wars Holiday Special
NORTH AMERICA: that’s not a—
ME: BEA ARTHUR NOW

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NORTH AMERICA: check out all of this maclunkey
ME: what do you mean the rights to The Muppet Show are way too complex for streaming, let alone the rest of the DVDs

how to make the fierce spell very happy: tell her/them a musician they dug but lost track of is still active like whoa

Nights like this I wish Twitch had more Always On channels full of terrible reruns sitting around, ngl

food (+) 

Air fryer pseudo-age tofu is so much easier with a rotisserie cage, stg

introduction 19-09-2019 

Pronouns: she/her at default setting, they/them is also okay
Externalizes internal monologue
Refurbished brain with unusual routes
Touch > keyboard > voice
Speaks most computer
Switch/3DS, but not enough (Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Untitled Goose Game)
So many dolls (will warn for pictures)
Errs on the side of too many warnings when possible
Will redraft as warranted

UPDATE: preferred furry blanket needs a wash, have compromised by wearing pyjama bottoms made of the same fabric as base fleece layer

It is a pants compromise

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tuvix shitpost 

A lot of people really prefer the Neelix era, but the writing just wasn’t as tight

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