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tuvix shitpost 

Yes, but would it have been better to keep Tuvix as a single merged entity for all ten seasons of MST3K and avoid traumatizing the bots, or

ah, to be an Eevee and just use ruff and tail for all bedding needs

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me: I can’t wait until the bedroom is just cold again

me in the cooler room: do I want to add a furry blanket to the three layers of microplush and the duvet? Two furry blankets is probably overkill, right

my sleep is so wrecked, but but likely very disappointing Apple keynote tomorrow, but but sleep

it’s very loud in here

I would kind of like it if everyone just texted the way they tell me all of humanity does instead of talking in all caps

food/meat +, illness - 

I’m sure cooking a few strips of galbi in the really nice marinade is a brilliant idea after testing a delicate stomach out with white rice, yes, this plan cannot fail

Nintendo Direct/Pokémon 

This is not a bad thing as such

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Nintendo Direct/Pokémon 

It is possible that I’ll just spend all my time in Galar region camping with Eevees and Yampers

Nintendo Direct/Overwatch 

I might actually freaking buy Overwatch now instead of just being a weird lore fan, although I’m not real good at this stuff

It cannot be release day for Untitled Goose Game soon enough

food/meat (+) 

TBF, you can do this with chuck steak and not deal with paying for the tiny bones, but Slicing Effort and less collagen mouthfeel

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food/meat (+) 

Supermarket had massive packs of flanken (LA galbi cut) ribs for $3/lb plus discount coupon, and I still regret only buying one pack ‘cause that’s low effort protein for ages right there

Soak five strips per person in one of the better prefab marinades, pop in air fryer or broiler or grill, make sure to run some rice through the rice cooker, everything is aces

I got no brain for the next three weeks. They need to sell more of this around here

UPDATE: apparently stuff keeps happening which keeps me from sitting down and fixing the laptop? But now I have insomnia from the nap I had to take to recover from my sleep (!?!) so JOKE’S ON THEM

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I would be less hesitant if this was my Surface, but the manufacturer doesn’t spit out an updated system image every few months

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Ugh, hosed my Windows build trying to work around some driver bullshit left behind by various firmware/BIOS updates. Trying to decide whether to just wipe it all and start over the way I do every six months

she-ra 201x s3 spoilers (?) 

Because I have to wait on someone else to watch She-Ra, I learned about Entrapdak ahead of time and am just like « this is why I shouldn’t have described myself as metaphorically a character from an ongoing show »

It’s still accurate, just nnngh

Pokémon GO feature wishlist point 

Pokémon Go needs some kind of visit/sitter/play date mode where you can send your buddy out with a friend for short periods, get some diminished XP/stuff from stops, be a support pal in battles maybe.

I have no idea how this would work, or how to mitigate abuse of the feature. Probably what I really want is to let my spouse take my Pokeball out without having to also take my phone.

would it be too much of an ask to wake up tomorrow morning and just be Jessie from Team Rocket

my brain is regurgitating niche shitposts at me 

muffled electronic voice of Tom Servo you’ve got gil

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